EEDMMWNOPT - Electronic Decision Making Machine

Electronic Executive Decision Making Machine With Negative Or Positive Tendencies. Ever had that indecisive boss? One who avoids the question, can't (or won't) make a decision on his own. Procrastinator, Hums and Haws, Vague? Here's your answer! A machine to help PUSH him into making that dreaded decision or eliminate him altogether. One size fits all, battery not included.